On Christmas Eve Jerry met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, “Great… he’s 5 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll [...]
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time [...]
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard’s clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.
Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of [...]
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb- blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?” Flustered, [...]
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves
The first child stands and says, “My name is Mary Johnson.”
“Thank you, Mary”, says the teacher.
The second student says, “My name is Sam Smith.”
“Thank you, Sam.”
The third student says, “My name is Johnny Fuckhour.”
The teacher [...]
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 50 minutes late. “It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”
The boss eyed him suspiciously. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”
“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for [...]
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, “Well what should [...]
Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?”
“Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me too?”
“Yes, He did,” the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well [...]
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses’ legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Pop, why are you doing that?”
“Because I’m thinking of buying these horses.”
Johnny looked worried, “Then I think [...]